{"product_id":"salem-ma-not-a-good-flyer-witch-cat-tote-bag","title":"Salem, MA-“Not a Good Flyer” Witch Cat Tote Bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot every witch is great at flying… and this grumpy little familiar proves it. Inspired by the spooky charm and playful humor of Salem, this design features a sarcastic orange witch cat riding a broomstick over the harbor—clearly questioning its life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith floating ghosts, a vintage Salem sailing ship in the distance, and a glowing sunset sky, the artwork blends classic Witch City history with modern humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cat’s speech bubble—\u003cstrong\u003e“I Regret Everything”\u003c\/strong\u003e—perfectly captures the mood of anyone who’s ever had a long night in Salem. Finished with the line \u003cstrong\u003e“Not a Good Flyer. Est. 1692 – Still Bewildered.”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this tote bag is a fun nod to the town’s legendary witch lore.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Witch City Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45579985813561,"sku":"33587299047431040537","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/1708\/3193\/files\/4938358236749888538_2048.jpg?v=1773160551","url":"https:\/\/witchcitythreads.com\/products\/salem-ma-not-a-good-flyer-witch-cat-tote-bag","provider":"Witch City Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}