Salem, MA-“Not a Good Flyer” Witch Cat Tote Bag

Not every witch is great at flying… and this grumpy little familiar proves it. Inspired by the spooky charm and playful humor of Salem, this design features a sarcastic orange witch cat riding a broomstick over the harbor—clearly questioning its life choices.

With floating ghosts, a vintage Salem sailing ship in the distance, and a glowing sunset sky, the artwork blends classic Witch City history with modern humor.

The cat’s speech bubble—“I Regret Everything”—perfectly captures the mood of anyone who’s ever had a long night in Salem. Finished with the line “Not a Good Flyer. Est. 1692 – Still Bewildered.”, this tote bag is a fun nod to the town’s legendary witch lore.